The Cuteness of Sensible Tribe is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Ballo with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.585 billion Sensible Tribeans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tulipolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sensible Tribean economy, worth 855 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 129,841 Euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 733,649 per year while the poor average 11,283, a ratio of 65.0 to 1.

Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, and gym teachers instruct advanced-level calculus classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sensible Tribe's national animal is the Penguinb, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sensible Tribe is ranked 81,630^th in the world and 148^th in Nederland for Largest Populations, with 6.58 billion capita.